Fashion Report: On the train this morning, I saw the shirt on the left. It says, “The globe is warming but I’m so chill.” Excuse me, HASHTAG “so chill.” It made me sad for the fate of the human race. Then after I got off the train, I saw the little boy on the right wearing this cheeseburger backpack, and my faith in humanity was restored. See, sometimes all it takes is a cheeseburger backpack to turn your whole attitude around.

If any new parents out there have questions about baby proofing, feel free to ask me since I am clearly an expert.