Questions I Have Because I’m Old:
1. Why do people who have snapchat put virtual flower crowns on their head when it probably wouldn’t even be that hard to find a real flower crown?
2. Is “Catch Me Outside” a song?
3. When people use the word “goals” now, why is it always about what they wish their hair looked like or how they want to be friends with Taylor Swift? #Hairgoals? #Squadgoals? When I was a youngster, goals were like “I want to make the basketball team” or “I want to become a doctor.”