Awkward Encounters With Food


That thing where you’re sitting on the playground bench watching your kids play and eating a granola bar and another mom comes to sit down and you scoot over to make room for her except you didn’t realize you were already at the very end of the bench so you end up falling on the ground and the other mom says, “Oh my god, are you ok?” But you can’t answer because the fall caused you to choke on your granola bar and all you can do is cough and desperately gasp for air and your first thought is, “I should write a book called Awkward Encounters With Food because I sure have a lot of those.” Yeah, that.

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