I felt like a relatively calm and not at all uptight mother until just now when I left my kids with a babysitter for the 2nd time ever in their lives and suddenly heard myself saying, “I know this sounds ridiculous, but if you guys play Hungry Hungry Hippos I always count all the marbles when I’m putting it away. Can you believe a kids toy would use these tiny choking hazards? There are supposed to be 20. Hahaha I mean, it’s fine. Whatever you feel like doing. That’s just what I do to make sure. Because they’re so small! Haha. So silly.”