I was squirting face wash into a travel size container and my daughter asked, “What are you doing?”
“Putting my face wash into a travel size container.”
“Why?”
“Because they don’t let you bring the whole bottle on the airplane.”
“Why not?”
“Um…that’s a good question. I’m not totally sure.”
*Blank stare
“I guess…so you don’t squirt it in the pilot’s face when they’re trying to fly the plane?”
*Hysterical laughter
(I was going to say, “To make sure it’s not a bomb” but the answer I gave makes way more sense.)