Typical Conversation With My Parents


“Shirley, Ashley has something in her teeth.”
“Dad why did you tell mom instead of me, it’s not her teeth!”
“He always does that, like I’m a translator.”
“I didn’t even eat anything, it’s like a blueberry skin out of this smoothie.”
“Want to use the toothpick I keep in my wallet? It’s reusable.”
“Ew gross! Why do you have a reusable toothpick?”
“People make fun of me every time I use it. It’s plastic though.”
“They should make fun of you. Toothpicks should never be reusable.”
“Yeah, Bob. You could DIE from that.”

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