This Modern Life

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“Wipe off that coffee before you put it in the fridge, it’s all drippy. Did you notice I cleaned the fridge?”
“It looks great, baby.”
“But did you notice?”
“I noticed. It looks great.”
“Did you notice before I said that, or just now after I told you?”
“Um…just now…after you told me.”
We like to think of ourselves as modern, progressive people, but our big secret is that we are actually 1950’s sitcom stereotypes.

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One thought on “This Modern Life

  1. Men do not “see” dirt. This has something to do with that leg missing from the Xchromosone that turned it into a Y. Or maybe the XX makes us not only see but have to attack dirt and disorder even if no one ever notices our efforts . . . sob, sob, sob.

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