Everyone is always like, “I love walking around New York, but there’s never anywhere to pee!” Personally when I’m out and about in the city and nature calls, I always choose Banana Republic. Did you guys know they have bathrooms there? Well they do, and they are way cleaner than the ones at Barnes & Noble. I stopped in yesterday and tried to go into the women’s room. The door was locked, so I tried the men’s. That was locked too. A few seconds later I heard the hand dryer, and the men’s room door opened. A woman came out. As she held the door for me, we looked at each other and laughed. “It’s the men’s!” she said. I replied, “Ha! Oh well, the men always get a shorter line don’t they?” We laughed again. A minute later as I was leaving, a man came out of the women’s room as I was coming out of the men’s. We looked at each other and smiled, then went on our separate ways.