“Shirley, Ashley has something in her teeth.”
“Dad why did you tell mom instead of me, it’s not her teeth!”
“He always does that, like I’m a translator.”
“I didn’t even eat anything, it’s like a blueberry skin out of this smoothie.”
“Want to use the toothpick I keep in my wallet? It’s reusable.”
“Ew gross! Why do you have a reusable toothpick?”
“People make fun of me every time I use it. It’s plastic though.”
“They should make fun of you. Toothpicks should never be reusable.”
“Yeah, Bob. You could DIE from that.”